Russ, you were right about the Druid. He's been causing havoc already, guzzling non-stop at the pump. The only friend he has left is the robin on his head. The natives are getting restless and I fear the worst. There is ominous talk of chainsaws.... and it's only mid-morning here.
My worry is that this could be a catastrophe in the making because if things get any worse, the precious pump may end up looking something like this:
Seamus, If that happens to the pump the world will be a sadder place.
By the way, yesterday was my birthday. My mom tried to hold me over 'til St. Paddy's day, but didn't quite make it.