A good giggle with the last of the breakfast tea!
There ˇs only one probem with this otherwise excellent paper on snapper health: remove the varios symptoms, and the 'serious amateur', considered the main sufferer, will face an even worse dilemma: if not to feed the symptoms, why own photo equipment in the first place? Surely, there can't be enough mental reward/return on investment to be derived simply from using it? Of course not! That's why there exists micro-stock, competitions etc. and associated therapy where placebo treatments are awarded with love and care and the attention due all patients.
Just wait: it'll all be available on the National Health next change of government! Wonderful world.