Motive #1 for taking a photograph is usually that it can be done. "Target of opportunity" apples nowhere better than to photography. If we stopped taking photographs merely because we could, the noise level would go way down.
And leave it to an old Pirelli guy to detect anatomical anomalies!
Thanks for the compliment, but the closest I got to Pirelli was the tyres and a calendar or two on the wall. No such shoots. I wish!