I think you got that quote wrong, Chuck. Shouldn't it be:
"The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeing new landscapes, but in having a new D800." Marcellus Proust
Is that the same Marc(s)ellus who had such a terrible experience in the shop basement? You know, the one who had the girlfriend/wife Mia who ODd on Vincent Travolta's stash? I think their life-story was reported in that memorable moving picture, Pulp Fiction?